IRS: If it’s Worth Something to You, it’s Worth Something to Us

On August 7th, SF Giant’s left-fielder Barry Bonds pounded the final nail into ‘Hammerin’ Hank Aaron’s 30 year home-run record coffin when he knocked #756 into the right-field stands off a lefty pitch by the Washington Nationals. It marked not only a big day in baseball, but it unintentionally changed forever the life of one Met’s fan, Matt Murphy, forever.
From his August 9th interview on NBC’s Today Show:

Part of me wants to keep it. It’s the greatest American sports accomplishment in history. Part of me might want to sell it, but I really am leaning towards keeping it. It’s just too valuable, sentimental.

Well, as it turns out, he doesn’t really get much of a choice.

Applying Murphy’s Law to the matter of Catch 756, it is clear that catching a baseball worth hundreds of thousands of dollars is (assuming you can keep nearby fans from wrestling it away from you) an immediate and valuable ascension to wealth. Granted, the recipient/beneficiary/ball catcher has done nothing whatsoever to “earn” the income, but this does not mean it is not income—it merely means that it is not subject to social security or self-employment taxes on earned income and wages.

To make matters worse, according to John Barrie, a NYC tax attorney, capital gains taxes also could be levied in the future as the ball gains value. Essentially, it becomes subject to property tax and income tax, whichever may come first. Essentially, Mr. Murphy, a college student from Queens, NY, may be forced to sell the ball based on that principle alone.

The IRS’s argument? Since he could sell it, it is considered income and a liquidable asset, so therefore subject to taxation based on approximated value increase. My own personal aversions to taxes aside, according to the law, this makes sense if Barry Bonds is knocking two-story beach homes over the fence, not so much when a $14 baseball suddenly becomes considered valuable due to fluctuations of the emotionally-based memorabilia market. Are we then to be taxed each year based on “determined income” of my computer, my vehicle, my gun collection and my DVDs? All these items could be sold, some for profit, within a few hours. They probably would be if this “rent-to-own” tax mentality was an actual reality, which is the basis of the immoral property tax: continual payment on property already owned based on yearly considerations of worth. Hardly makes “owning” anything worth it from that standpoint.

Then again, that’s the summation of progression of most governments, hence why the right to property is of utmost importance to all people. For with this right we gain the right to control, profit, transfer and sell. In a sense, we become the ruler of that estate, and it is by this right that all other rights come into being. For if our property no longer becomes ours, but instead becomes the government’s, we are then subject to the government. Hence why taxes on owned property is the antithesis of the basis of our rights - it wrestles our right to own freely, as it forces us to pay dues to an unintended body.

As John Locke said in his Second Treatise on Civil Government:

…it is not without reason, that he seeks out, and is willing to join in society with others, who are already united, or have a mind to unite, for the mutual preservation of their lives, liberties and estates, which I call by the general name, property.

In more recent times, Ayn Rand made her case in Atlas Shrugged:

Just as man can’t exist without his body, so no rights can exist without the right to translate one’s rights into reality, to think, to work and keep the results, which means: the right of property.

Mr. Murphy may make his own anti-taxation statement once he gets the bill for the ball that calamitously fell from the sky.

6 Responses to “IRS: If it’s Worth Something to You, it’s Worth Something to Us”


  1. 1 Jew Aug 28th, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    Determining the value of memorabilia and collectibles is not easy. These things generally have no intrinsic value, so their worth is entirely arbitrary. (Kind of like our fiat currency! Zing!)

    When I was buying renters’ insurance, they asked was whether I had any collectibles. They need to know the value of collectibles beforehand, and I suspect they would require an appraisal.

    Getting back to the baseball, though: I doubt the IRS would get involved until it was sold. A used baseball has no intrinsic value. The only value comes from what a sentimental collector is willing to pay for a piece of history. The IRS wouldn’t likely waste its time getting involved until the baseball was sold. Once money changes hands, then the IRS take its share.

    If I were Mr. Murphy, I might cut a wedge out of the baseball and mail it to the IRS as my tax payment.

  2. 2 Thainamu Aug 28th, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    Would our tax problems be solved if we went to a consumer tax instead of an income tax?

  3. 3 Jasen Tracy Aug 28th, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    I hope they don’t find out about my baseball card collection…

  4. 4 Darius Aug 28th, 2007 at 6:42 pm

    Jasen, you’ve been reported…

  5. 5 Ornot the Majestic Aug 28th, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    While it is doubtful that the IRS would have gotten involved if he never sold it, there was indeed talk to it. This was due to them applying the same rules as say, inheriting a house, as getting this baseball. Your “worth” increased, so therefore the government “deserved” its “rightful” share.

    And Thainamu, yes, some of these problems would indeed be eliminated by removing the income tax. That still wouldn’t keep me from my anti-tax rambles, though…. ;)

  6. 6 Darius Aug 29th, 2007 at 6:10 am

    Hey Colin,

    I got a PM from you a couple weeks ago, didn’t notice a need for a reply. Was there some other PM that I should be looking for? I can’t seem to access PM’s on here right now.

    You can email me at (periods removed, of course) t.e.i.c.h.r.o.d@hotmail.com

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